“You see that?”
“Did I? Wow, that was wicked wild.”
“Super wicked wild. What do you think? Meteor maybe?”
“Something from space, that’s for sure.”
“Definitely from space.”
“But–“
“But what?”
“You think perhaps maybe it was a–what do you call it? A usurper?”
“A space usurper?”
“Uh-huh.”
“As in like an invader?”
“That’s what I’m asking.”
“Nah man, where’s the fun in that. Why’s it always gotta be an invader from space? Why not an adventurer?”
“A space adventurer?”
“Like Rambo.”
“From space?”
“Yeah, Space Rambo.”
“Rambo doesn’t adventure he fights.”
“So it’s an alien fighter? Like Jean-Claude Van Damme? No, man, I’m thinking it’s adventuring instead of kicking and whatnot. So it’s not like those dudes, right. I mean, okay, so if it’s an adventurer then who’s the adventure guy?”
“You know, what’s his name—Nicholas Cage.”
“Isn’t he a science guy?”
“No—wait—he’s also a fighter guy. I’m pretty sure anyway.”
“Nah. That’s Rambo. And Jean-Claude Van Damme.”
“Then who’s Nicholas Cage?”
“He’s the science guy.”
“But he’s got muscles.”
“Not really.”
“If you say so. Then who’s the adventure guy?”
“The guy with the science.”
“Dustin Hoffman?”
“I didn’t say gay. I said science.”
“So who then?”
“Nicholas Cage.”
“But isn’t he muscular?”
“Aren’t they like science muscles?”
“Nicholas Cage isn’t as muscular as he is scientific.”
“Wait, no, you’re all mixed up, that’s definitely Rambo.”
“C’mon man, get serious, I said science muscles. Just add aliens.”
“Oh, right, sorry, you mean the guy from the sequel to Rambo Six.”
“No, because I didn’t say it was on a submarine.”
“I thought it was from space.”
“It was. It is. Specifically alien space.”
“Wasn’t that the one with Nicholas Cage? The sequel to The Ultimate Rambo.”
“Jesus Christ, what are you deaf now? Let me repeat, I said A-L-I-E-N alien not S-U-B-M-A-R-I-N-E submarine.”
“I hear you. I heard you. You said S-C-I-E-N-C-E science M-U-S-C-L-E-S muscles. And alien, I just can’t remember how to spell that one.”
“Okay, regardless of your spelling skills it’s nice to have you back on planet Correct.”
“Good to be here, and just to clarify now, I believe we’re actually talking about Rambo Extreme.”
“Yes. Finally, you get it.”
“And you’re right it does pretty much describe what we just saw in the night sky there.”
“Like I told you.”
“And Rambo Extreme was the best in that octology.”
“Aliens, submarines, science, Vin Diesel, adventure, and war, that picture was epic! I can’t won’t argue with that.”